Thank you for thirteen years of being a special community like no other, but stereobird is no more.

No more sharing music, no more posting photos, no more pretending pie is better than cake, no more meeting new weirdos.

No more laughing together, griping together, arguing together, understanding each other, misunderstanding each other, supporting each other.

At least not here.

Thank you for being a part of this. Please go do all that stuff in the real world now.

“Oh, she says, well, you’re not a poor man. You know, why don’t you go online and buy a hundred envelopes and put them in the closet?”

And so I pretend not to hear her. And go out to get an envelope because I’m going to have a hell of a good time in the process of buying one envelope. I meet a lot of people. And, see some great looking babes. And a fire engine goes by. And I give them the thumbs up. And, and ask a woman what kind of dog that is. And, and I don’t know.

The moral of the story is, is we’re here on Earth to fart around. And, of course, the computers will do us out of that. And, what the computer people don’t realize, or they don’t care, is we’re dancing animals. You know, we love to move around. And, we’re not supposed to dance at all anymore.

Kurt Vonnegut on buying an envelope